Conversation of the day:
Creepy Awkward Science Teacher: What is that?
Me: Its a man smoking while wielding two axes!
Creepy Awkward Science Teacher: And why do you choose to have that as your background on your computer?
Me: Wouldn’t you?
and then he walked off.
We have this weird relationship where he asks me questions about irrelevant things [‘oh, did you get a haircut?’ while standing in front of the whole class, or things of the like], and I respond with what I hope is witty but always comes out as lame answers.